211 God's Help Mix Tape *Done*

1. Lights ~ Ellie Goulding
2. Landslide ~ Dixie Chicks
3. Heart And Soul ~ T'Pau
4. Why Are You So Mean To Me? ~ Vitreous Humor
5. Function ~ E-40
6. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together ~ Taylor Swift
7. Theme from The Secret of Monkey Island (8-bit NES version) ~ Hurblat (downloaded from SoundCloud)
8. Hate to Say I Told You So ~ The Hives
9. My Humps ~ The Black Eyed Peas
10. Home ~ Phillip Phillips
11. Go With The Flow ~ Queens of the Stone Age

In celebration of the world not ending, I added "Go With the Flow" and am calling this mix complete.

Let's not believe anyone who says they know the world is ending ever again!!!

Please Allow Me to Wax Poetic about Guns

Guns.  Interconnected with "history."  A sure sign of opiate abuse.

When I read insane posts against gun control, I wonder why.  Are people afraid that the police are going to take over the country if citizens aren't armed?  That's got to be it.

Do police really need guns?  No, of course not.  But they are heroin addicts too.  Heroin is a gun and a gun is heroin.

Owning a gun says, "It's up to me to maintain law and order."   A sure sign of Atheism.

Owning a gun says, "I'm a homosexual.  This gun represents my (or my lover's) impotent penis."

M

Touchy Political Views

I vote Democrat, but there are some positions I don't agree with.

1. Abortion.  The popular argument is, "It's *my* body."  The same argument can be applied to suicide.  I'm sorry, but you don't have the right to murder anyone, be it yourself, or your baby.  God wants you and your baby to live.

2. Gay rights.  I honestly think God abhors homosexuality.  I don't think gay couples should be allowed to raise children.  They do not have a sound moral foundation.

God Is Smarter Than Everybody

Most people who claim belief in God, don't know that He's smarter than them, and He can't be manipulated.

Questions Buddhists Can't Seem To Answer

Is Buddhism a depressing religion?

Is Buddhism merely a Godless formula for suicide, or does it have redeeming qualities?

If life is fine and dandy for the enlightened (their suffering is over forever), why don't they want to be reincarnated?

Why are Buddhist teachers so arrogant, bossy and hypocritical, thinking themselves infallible?

Why don't Buddhists answer questions about Buddhism?

What I Learned In College...

English Class:  "Read these mediocre books, worship them, you will never write as well as these morons."

Western Civ:  "Read these insane writings, worship them, you will have no place in history like these dead people."

Art History:  "Memorize these stupid paintings.  Worship them.  They are the only things that will ever be remembered.  There is no such thing as new art."

Anthropology:  "Memorize, memorize, memorize.  Everything we say is true and cannot be challenged."

Math:  "Worship these formulas.  They are the only things that matter in life."

Painting Class:  "Worship the professor.  Worship your fellow students.  We won't help you at all."

Drawing Class:  "Busy work!"

German:  "The teacher doesn't understand it.  Nobody understands it.  But memorize hundreds of vocabulary words anyway."

Fantastic Visions (Finished)

The mix tape is called Fantastic Visions.  It's pretty cool, and now finished.

1. Chasing Pirates ~ Norah Jones
2. Video Games ~ Lana Del Rey
3. We Are Young ~ fun.
4. Holdin On To Black Metal ~ My Morning Jacket
5. Lathe Biosis ~ Pelican
6. Let's Go All the Way ~ Sly Fox
7. Ours ~ Taylor Swift
8. The Hardest Button To Button ~ The White Stripes
9. Steady, As She Goes ~ The Raconteurs
10. Mr. Medicine ~ Eliza Doolittle
11. Good Life ~ OneRepublic
12. Blue Jeans ~ Lana Del Rey

Agents of God

Personally, I believe that angels are not agents of God.  I believe that angels are the same as witches, that is, amphetamine addicts.

I think the true agents of God are Jedi and pirates.

The Matrix

Think about the smartest person you know, or better yet the smartest person in the world.  Then watch Star Wars: Episode I, and tell me that was made by humans.  Not possible.

Mix Tape

I'm a couple months late posting this, but here goes.  "Vivid Dreams Mix Tape"

1. Maggie May by Rod Stewart
2. What You Know by Two Door Cinema Club
3. Bullet and a Target by Citizen Cope
4. Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People
5. Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
6. Who Says by Selena Gomez
7. Roam by The B-52's
8. Giving It All Away by Dead Confederate
9. Incredible by Clique Girlz
10. Brighter than the Sun by Colbie Caillat
11. Rise Above by Reeve Carney
12. Love You Like a Love Song by Selena Gomez

Happy Hunting!