Saturday, December 15, 2012

Please Allow Me to Wax Poetic about Guns

Guns.  Interconnected with "history."  A sure sign of opiate abuse.

When I read insane posts against gun control, I wonder why.  Are people afraid that the police are going to take over the country if citizens aren't armed?  That's got to be it.

Do police really need guns?  No, of course not.  But they are heroin addicts too.  Heroin is a gun and a gun is heroin.

Owning a gun says, "It's up to me to maintain law and order."   A sure sign of Atheism.

Owning a gun says, "I'm a homosexual.  This gun represents my (or my lover's) impotent penis."

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