An Open Letter to Sam Kieth

Things get around in mysterious ways, so I'm putting this out there.

Sam, please bring back The Maxx.  Batman Confidential shows your skills have never been better.  Surely you miss ole Maxx.  He's gotta be older now, and wiser, with cooler ideas. 

Yer buddy Todd McFarlane is kicking ass with Spawn again and Haunt too.  Doesn't that entice you to do a monthly again? 

Okay, you were never on schedule with Maxx before, and I will always prefer quality over speed, so...what was I saying?

I miss my rabbit habit.

Mike Boast

Anti-Squatter

There is no reason to be out on the streets at night, when shelters go out of their way to make space.

I am anti-squatter because after they spend the night in the laundry room, they thank you by going to the bathroom on the floor.

Squatter, you are too proud to ask for help, but have no respect for anyone.  Honestly, I hope you freeze to death.

Someone Must Agree with Me

Someone must agree with me, that Walmart is gouging the Hell out of people with their LCD TVs, because they took a baseball bat from sporting goods and smashed all the overpriced TVs to smithereens.

'Nuff said.

Sigh

The sculpture featured on this piece of Swiss money, sold at auction yesterday for $104,000,000.

Sigh.

No comment.