Friday, September 14, 2018

chillin

Me and God:  *chillin*

Me:  "Funko Pops are just lame bobble-heads!"

God:  "I know."

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Good Degrees

90° is by far the most useful angle.  Other good angles are, 45° and 60°.

60° F is by far the most comfortable outdoor air temperature.  Shorts and hoodie weather!

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Mix Tape: "Sunflower Girl"

1)  Poison > Bell Biv DeVoe
2)  Believer > Imagine Dragons
3)  Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now > Starship
4)  Vincent > Don McLean
5)  Crawling > Linkin Park
6)  Daves I Know > Bruce McCulloch
7)  We Built This City > Starship
8)  The Safety Dance (Video Version) > Men Without Hats
9)  Return of the Mack > Mark Morrison
10)  The Difference > The Wallflowers
11)  Here Comes the Rain Again > Eurythmics
12)  Let 'Em In > Wings
13)  Rude > Magic!
14)  Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) > Christopher Cross

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Joys of Sobriety

1. Using the bank lobby to transact business
2. Never using an ATM
3. Going inside at Taco Bell and McDonald's
4. Never using a Drive-Thru

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Finding God

Growing up and in adulthood, I was fed a lot of misinformation and misdirection.  God was there the whole time, but nobody really knew Him.  I wasn't stupid, I just wasn't smart enuf yet.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

She

She wanted to be adored, so I adored her.
She wanted to be admired, but I didn't, because she wasn't worthy.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

The Whys of School

Keep yer eyes on yer own paper, becuz yer frends are dumb.
Dont take dope, becuz yer frends are dumb.
Sit down and shut up, becuz yoo gon learn todaye.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Blessings

If God sed, "Make room for more blessings," wud yoo finally get rid of all that stuff yoo never use, and dont even like anymore?

Abuse

Monkeys know when they are harming an innocent.  I suppose they beleev they are getting away with it at the time.  But they always face the consequence, then pretend like yoo cud have spoken up and stopped the abuse, when they know damn well they blocked yoo from defending yerself.

Friday, February 9, 2018

Queensÿrche

Queensrÿche made many fine albums.  But why did they break up?

Factors:

Geoff Tate's Catholicism and heroin addiction
Chris DeGarmo's Atheism and lousy performance writing "Empire"
Michael Wilton's ego
The other guys' complete lack of character

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Playlist: "X of the Plains"

1.  Tonight, Tonight, Tonight by Genesis
2.  Candy by Morphine
3.  All I Want by Toad the Wet Sprocket
4.  Hanging By A Moment by Lifehouse
5.  Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears
6.  Obsession by Animotion
7.  Watching the Wheels by John Lennon
8.  Open Your Eyes by Guano Apes
9.  Thank You by Alanis Morissette
10.  Invisible Sun by The Police
11.  Live and Let Die by Wings
12.  Good by Morphine
13.  Perfect Timing by David Lee Roth
14.  Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel
15.  Rainbow Connection by Kermit