Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Jinn!

Qui-Gon:  I can offer yoo Republic Credits

Watto:  No, I need something more real!

Qui-Gon:  How about this CGI spaceship we pretended to fly in?

Watto:  Perfect!  For I myself am mostly CGI!

Jake Lloyd's Skizofrenia:  This shit is fucking me up!

Sunday, April 14, 2019

1998

I used to say, "Give me liberty or give me death!"

when what I really needed was Geodon and a Keurig

neither of which had been invented yet

Friday, January 4, 2019

Rule of 3

Witches ar fond of claiming moral superiority becuz of their Rule of 3, not realizing it iz a real phenomenon, that sometimes takes years or decades to manifest.