My Take on "The Force Awakens" [Spoilers]

Without George Lucas' creative direction, Episode 7 was just a re-hash of Episode 4.

There's a robot lost in the desert with crucial information in its memory bank.

There's a planet-destroying weapon with no weaknesses, but hey we found a weakness and blew it up!

Speaking from Experience

Every time I go to a docter, I understand why they call it "practicing" medicine, becuz they don't really know what they're doing.

Yackity Yack

Jesus never asked for money, but he did pay his taxes.

Get while the getting's good

People LOVE to say, "Yoo only get what yoo give!"

Back in 1998, that band, New Radicals INSISTED it was the truth in that damn song.

Well, I've never given anyone a hoodie, yet somehow I own 8 of them...