Stil Sober

it matirz !

Muzishunz Hu Kild Dare Mele Tikit

Jery kild Lane

Ozzy kild Randy

Dave kild Kurt and Taler

Paul kild Linda and Jon

Sum uv de Darmuh

Sid, "So, wut du yu tink uv my doktrin?"

Bum, "Wel, were both sleping in a kold, filthy tule shed, so ide sa its not so good!"

No Bil Path

Gee Sid, living in de forest like a monkey soundz a lot like suffering tu me.

A+

I am an A+ student

Find

Yoo wil find that frendz and family arr apes,

God iz reel,

relijinz arr kults,

and yoo may or may not be a robot.

Jinn!

Qui-Gon:  I can offer yoo Republic Credits

Watto:  No, I need something more real!

Qui-Gon:  How about this CGI spaceship we pretended to fly in?

Watto:  Perfect!  For I myself am mostly CGI!

Jake Lloyd's Skizofrenia:  This shit is fucking me up!

1998

I used to say, "Give me liberty or give me death!"

when what I really needed was Geodon and a Keurig

neither of which had been invented yet

Rule of 3

Witches ar fond of claiming moral superiority becuz of their Rule of 3, not realizing it iz a real phenomenon, that sometimes takes years or decades to manifest.

chillin

Me and God:  *chillin*

Me:  "Funko Pops are just lame bobble-heads!"

God:  "I know."