Sunday, December 15, 2013

Marijuana is like Jesus...

...making yoo poor.

...giving yoo a false sense of hope.

...blocking access to God.

What else can I say?

Kurt Cobain was right when he sang, "Everyone is gay."

Except me.

It is especially true in the Art World. 

Gallery owners and art critics want something they can relate to.  That is, gay and degenerate.  True talent is shunned like the sun to vampires.  Why do you think van Gogh had such a tuff time?  Because he was straight and inspired by God, that's why.

I'm beginning to think this whole "free will" thing is a big mistake.  Big Brother, take over.  People just can't handle freedom.

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Talk Dirty To Me

If someone were to ask me, "Do yoo beleev in God?" I would have to respond thusly,

"The word 'beleev' implies that there is the possibility of doubt.  I know God.  Better than I know any person."