211 God's Help Mix Tape *Done*

1. Lights ~ Ellie Goulding
2. Landslide ~ Dixie Chicks
3. Heart And Soul ~ T'Pau
4. Why Are You So Mean To Me? ~ Vitreous Humor
5. Function ~ E-40
6. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together ~ Taylor Swift
7. Theme from The Secret of Monkey Island (8-bit NES version) ~ Hurblat (downloaded from SoundCloud)
8. Hate to Say I Told You So ~ The Hives
9. My Humps ~ The Black Eyed Peas
10. Home ~ Phillip Phillips
11. Go With The Flow ~ Queens of the Stone Age

In celebration of the world not ending, I added "Go With the Flow" and am calling this mix complete.

Let's not believe anyone who says they know the world is ending ever again!!!

Please Allow Me to Wax Poetic about Guns

Guns.  Interconnected with "history."  A sure sign of opiate abuse.

When I read insane posts against gun control, I wonder why.  Are people afraid that the police are going to take over the country if citizens aren't armed?  That's got to be it.

Do police really need guns?  No, of course not.  But they are heroin addicts too.  Heroin is a gun and a gun is heroin.

Owning a gun says, "It's up to me to maintain law and order."   A sure sign of Atheism.

Owning a gun says, "I'm a homosexual.  This gun represents my (or my lover's) impotent penis."

M