Sunday Service

I think everyone is officially sick and tired of the "Christian Sabbath."  Nobody believes anymore that you can find God in a church.

So let's get those buses running on Sunday, and I'm ready to see mail in my mailbox 7 days a week.

If Walmart and McDonald's can do it, why can't the government?  Separation of church and state, people!

Art & the Times

I think a lot of people are waiting for the Post-Modern era, but I think it has come and gone already.

I think the Modern Era was typified by Impressionism, and found its perfect expression with van Gogh.  And I think the Modern Era ended with van Gogh's extremely tragic suicide.

I think Post-Modernism is the only way to account for the success of painters like Picasso and Dali.

And I think Post-Modernism ended in 1980 with the election of Ronald Reagan.  What began then I can only call the Cartoon Era, which saw the rise of a comic-like reality.

My Disguise

This is my ironic winter hat.  In a world of junkies, Satanists and witches, I don't stand out so much.  "Tenacious D" is right.

My World

Not the most flattering photo, but gives you an idea of who you're dealing with.

Blast from the Past

My good friend from KU days, Matt, sent me this scan of a sketch I did in his sketchbook back in the day.  I was really into the "psychic wind" back then.

Big props to my cousin, Elizabite, for being my first (and most likely, only) follower.

Price Gouging

I'm convinced that Walmart and Sony are gouging the Hell out of people with these LCD TVs.  This is a 32" one that sells for $450.  I really think it can't possibly be worth more than $200.  $150 sounds reasonable to me.  So that's like a 200% profit?  I'm sure half goes to Walmart and half goes to Sony. 

Is this really such advanced technology?  More likely a conspiracy to sell TVs and dip out of bloated disposable incomes.

Funny

Hitler goes off about Jay.  Must watch.

How do people get addicted to this stuff??

I've tried tobacco.  At many different times in my life.  And I just don't like it.

Sure, sometimes it's a little fun, but very rarely.

How can anyone smoke more than one of these things per day?  I have to think they're just not paying any attention.

Just For Fun

Do you know someone who is charming far beyond their years?  They may be a vampire!

It is written, that one undeniable sign is the knuckles --- that that is the one thing you cant stop from aging.

If you find someone you know IS in fact a vampire...Run away!  They are probably also a junky!  (You know, a heroin addict.)

P.S.

Bobby Bones, you are totally gay --- and not a metrosexual.

Super-Weird Ideas

The older I get, the less I believe in the brain.  So what's in my skull you ask.  Well, not what one may expect.  You see, I believe in re-incarnation, but not necessarily the soul.  The only ghosts I believe in are God and demons.  So how does one go from death to babyhood.  Well that's where the skull comes in.  Yes it's totally crazy, but so is the idea that chemicals and electricity create this movie we see and hear everyday.  I'm not the first person to suggest a very small person living inside my head.

I'm convinced docters (yes that's how I spell it) are major hallucinators, and truly BELIEVE that they are removing say, half of a person's brain.  According to neuro-anatomy, this should kill the people, or at the very least make half their body completely paralyzed.  Not what happens.

I have to say, I also believe in magic, so the fact that no one has ever heard of this does not make it impossible.  Gives a new meaning to the term "baby trafficking."  I don't want to freak anyone out so I'll stop here.  Maybe more on the subject another day.

The Curse of Seven

VIMBY - Michael Sieben

This is a video of Michael Sieben.  Judge him as you must.  I feel this video shows him in a really bad light, which may be the truth.  Just like Daniel Johnston, he's either hit or miss --- mostly miss --- but when he hits really nails it.