Trainwreck

Yoo wudnt ride a horse in the city, becuz it shits everywhere.

Why do we allow trains to pass thru the city, when they coz noise and traffic jams?

Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane's inner thot process:

"I bet I could make a lot of money by counterfeiting this popular TV show."

"Whoops, I ruined it with my degenerate tendencies."

"Hey, I did make a lot of money!"

Speedy Exit

When all forms of amphetamines are eradicated, some things will quickly disappear.  Such as,

motorcycles
mammograms / breast cancer
housecats
doomsaying news reports
"anti-depressant medications"
bleached hair
helicopters 

First Act

My first act as President would be to eliminate the penny.  And maybe the nickel and dime, too.  With the long term goal of discontinuing physical currency.

My second act would be to end the observance of Daylight Saving Time.

Disappearer

When opiates disappear, other things will disappear as well.

Such as,
trains
leather clothing
mustaches
cigarettes
fedoras
Sonic Youth
syringes
horses
guns

New Mix - "God Grooves"

God Grooves

You're the Inspiration - Chicago
Heathens - twenty one pilots

Orange Crush - R.E.M.

Livin' In the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight - Tiny Tim

Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations

Can't Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon

Across the Universe - Fiona Apple

Love on Top - Beyoncé
The Promise - When In Rome
Will You Still Love Me? - Chicago
The Big Hand - The Cure

The Same Old Song

For ages, people's formula for life has been

Take drugs
Lie to the kids
Do a half-ass job at work
Die without any consequences

A Breef History of LA

Gold!
Hey, the weather here is nice.
Whoops, we polluted it.
Gee I never noticed the highly flammable scrub brush that grows fucking everywhere.