Friday, July 27, 2012

What I Learned In College...

English Class:  "Read these mediocre books, worship them, you will never write as well as these morons."

Western Civ:  "Read these insane writings, worship them, you will have no place in history like these dead people."

Art History:  "Memorize these stupid paintings.  Worship them.  They are the only things that will ever be remembered.  There is no such thing as new art."

Anthropology:  "Memorize, memorize, memorize.  Everything we say is true and cannot be challenged."

Math:  "Worship these formulas.  They are the only things that matter in life."

Painting Class:  "Worship the professor.  Worship your fellow students.  We won't help you at all."

Drawing Class:  "Busy work!"

German:  "The teacher doesn't understand it.  Nobody understands it.  But memorize hundreds of vocabulary words anyway."