English Class: "Read these mediocre books, worship them, you will never write as well as these morons."
Western Civ: "Read these insane writings, worship them, you will have no place in history like these dead people."
Art History: "Memorize these stupid paintings. Worship them. They are the only things that will ever be remembered. There is no such thing as new art."
Anthropology: "Memorize, memorize, memorize. Everything we say is true and cannot be challenged."
Math: "Worship these formulas. They are the only things that matter in life."
Painting Class: "Worship the professor. Worship your fellow students. We won't help you at all."
Drawing Class: "Busy work!"
German: "The teacher doesn't understand it. Nobody understands it. But memorize hundreds of vocabulary words anyway."
Western Civ: "Read these insane writings, worship them, you will have no place in history like these dead people."
Art History: "Memorize these stupid paintings. Worship them. They are the only things that will ever be remembered. There is no such thing as new art."
Anthropology: "Memorize, memorize, memorize. Everything we say is true and cannot be challenged."
Math: "Worship these formulas. They are the only things that matter in life."
Painting Class: "Worship the professor. Worship your fellow students. We won't help you at all."
Drawing Class: "Busy work!"
German: "The teacher doesn't understand it. Nobody understands it. But memorize hundreds of vocabulary words anyway."
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