Struggles with Book Characters

Either Jesus defeated Satan forever, or he didn't.

More likely:  they're both fiction.

Who writes this stuff?

Jesus promised that all of his followers would have the power to cure illness.  That has turned out to be total bullshit.

God and guns

Studying Tibetan Buddhism has given me an appreciation of the NRA.

Tibetan Buddhism teaches utter passivity.  So much so, that they lost their entire country.

Whatever

One of the first and greatest signs I ever receeved, was a bumper sticker on a parked car that sed, WHATEVER. 

It was when college was stressing me beyond my limits.

Religious Mini-Rant

A Christian preecher will say, "Don't judge me by my appearance..."

How convenient for them, considering they don't look remotely "Christlike."

Most Christian preechers look a lot like morticians.

No Healy, No Tithey

Until the Christians empty out all the hospitals with their healing magic, they can keep their Heaven and Hell dogma.

Hype Battle

I prefer art museums to DisneyWorld.

Disney promises magic, but delivers artists' shattered dreams.

Art museums don't promise anything but air conditioning.  What they deliver, is, artists' delusions of grandeur, a lot of amateurish garbage, and a few moments of cleverness.

Thots on Marriage

When people talk about marriage, they are talking about Atheist Marriage, or Government Marriage.

People have a ceremony in a church, but it has nothing to do with the Living God.

People call sex "fornication," when really it's not.

If God brings a couple together and they have intercourse, they're married for real.

When the woman cheats on her man, he must divorce her.

The reason Jesus said a man shouldn't marry a divorced woman, is that she probably has VD, and she is a known cheater.

"She's super cute, but, oh, agony!"

There is nothing more uncomfortable than being sexually attracted to a chick who is uncomfortable with sex.

On the other hand, there is nothing more comfortable than flirting with a chick who is comfortable with sex, when neither of yoo have any intention of hooking up.

Get Back

Pi Mix Complete

"Pi"

1.  "Still the Same" by Bob Seger
2.  "Hang Me Up to Dry" by Cold War Kids
3.  "Cool Kids" by Echosmith
4.  "I Want to Know" by Kongos
5.  "Lampshades on Fire" by Modest Mouse
6.  "The Scientist" by Coldplay
7.  "Boom Clap" by Charli XCX
8.  "Midnight City" by M83
9.  "Sussudio" by Phil Collins
10.  "You're My Best Friend" by Queen
11.  "No One Is to Blame" by Howard Jones
12.  "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore" by The Smiths
13.  "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand

smh

When my dad or grandpa start talking about "honoring Christ," I'm just like, "Don't give me that shit.  I know you're a fucking atheist."

Hair

Yoo may need to ask yerself, "Is God cursing me becuz I keep getting my hair cut short?"

Also included are:
bleaching / dyeing
shaving / close trimming of beard
wearing a mustache
straightening/relaxing

(Hint:  the answer is probably "Yes.")

Where do I post this opinion?

People are too liberal about perversion, but not liberal enough about money.